Criminal elements of Sydney beware!!!
Oh yes. This is a bona-fide warning to any and all crooked-type crooks who may have the inkling, the urge, nay even the impulse to access our residence for nefarious purposes by other than conventional means in the future.
For yea, though we've walked through the valley of trashed belongings, we will fear no thief-type thieves. For on this day we have installed a totally organic, truly merciless security system.
Behold the system in action!
(Warning: photograph depicted is of a graphic nature and may alarm small children)
Robber-type robbers worldwide are shuddering in their ankle socks even now. And the apprehended monkey pictured? Well... he'll live... just.
For yea, though we've walked through the valley of trashed belongings, we will fear no thief-type thieves. For on this day we have installed a totally organic, truly merciless security system.
Behold the system in action!
(Warning: photograph depicted is of a graphic nature and may alarm small children)
Robber-type robbers worldwide are shuddering in their ankle socks even now. And the apprehended monkey pictured? Well... he'll live... just.
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