From the Blue Monkey Jammies mailbag...
** A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk... she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet and get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Alright!!" he exclaimed. "That's a great idea!!"
"Good," she replied... "Get your own blanket!"
After a moment of silence... he farted. **
Thanks to [..] for this ummmm 'gem'... and for the hilarious (cough) jammy pics.
(Please note pics of [..] in jammies not suitable for public consumption without excessive distribution and use of airsickness bags!!)
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk... she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet and get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Alright!!" he exclaimed. "That's a great idea!!"
"Good," she replied... "Get your own blanket!"
After a moment of silence... he farted. **
Thanks to [..] for this ummmm 'gem'... and for the hilarious (cough) jammy pics.
(Please note pics of [..] in jammies not suitable for public consumption without excessive distribution and use of airsickness bags!!)
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